So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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