You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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