I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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