giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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