How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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