me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
