SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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