i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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