You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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