similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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