Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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