and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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