wanna go halves on a baby?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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