i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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