it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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