normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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