He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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