That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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