Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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