She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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