Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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