its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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