So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
