Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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