i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
