just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
did i walk over a car last night?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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