yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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