is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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