I must be too annoying 4 u.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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