How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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