gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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