I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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