apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
the liver wants what the liver wants
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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