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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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