doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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