i think my mom watched the whole time
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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