I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
and you fell through a lawn chair
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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