If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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