I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
