stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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