it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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