i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Houston, we have a squirter
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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