Can i not drive my cunt home
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
