WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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