We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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