proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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