Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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