We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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