what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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