Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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