How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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