I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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