so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Shame is for Republicans.
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