The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm really busy with my period
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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