Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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