did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you had me at cake vodka
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
